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Patna Station to live telecast Sex Competition from Sweden

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After Sweden declared sex as a sport and the first-ever sex competition being scheduled to take place early next week Patna Railway station wins the bid of 500 crore to live telecast the sex competition directly on the tv screens of its junction, to entertain it's passengers. According to the sources, the interested passengers will also be provided special AC seats with popcorn for their comfort. In the show the participants will have to engage in sex sessions that will stretch up to six hours on a daily basis. The participants will have to compete in a variety of categories including, foreplay, oral sex, penetration, knowledge of the erogenous zones and others. Thus the show will be telecasted from 7 am to 1 pm , and the second telecast will be from 5 pm to 11 pm.  The schedule for the show is as below  - Championship Seduction - Massage of various parts of the body - Massage of erotic zones on the opponent's body - Prelude - Oral sex - Penetration - Endurance - ...
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New Underwears Launched by Adidas for Indian Cricket team

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Hello Cricket Enthusiasts, here we again with an exciting news for you all. You all may have seen the Jerseys made by Adidas for the Indian Cricket Team , adding to the same new Underwears has also been launched for our super players. Looking at tha rising temperatures, Adidas has made these Underwears Super Soft with Pure Cotton   in addition they have also used New Anti Itching formula for the comfort of our players. The garment will be super light with mini AC fit into it, for the flow of cool air to their that area. This will also filter out the acidic air that one of the player may release after eating Vada Pav. A small odernil will also be fixed in to replace the toxic smell with flowery sweet smell.  These Underwears will be available for sale shortly but they will be without AC, the price has been set by BCCI is 4999, or 5000 on the official website.  Hope you are excited for it! If u liked it, do follow us on Twitter 
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Indian Cockroaches are stronger than the roaches of Germany and America

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It's official the Laal (red) hit which became a part of our Indian households has now declared that the Indian cockroaches are way more stronger than the cockroaches of Germany and America according to a tweet saying so We don't have much to say regarding, hope you don't find them in your house. Till that time, take care and do follow us on Twitter 
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Woman turned dacoit chased out of the SBI bank for entering in Lunch Time

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Bihar | In an recent lunch time of SBi a woman turned dacoit was chased out of the bank, because she asked for money when the lunch time was going on. According to the woman, she was troubled by the negligence of the system of SBi and thus decided to take away her withdrawal by her self. But sadly, when she entered the bank, their lunch time was going on, because of which they refused to listen anything from her, and thus chased her away out of the bank. The bankers further said, ' pahle pet puja, fir kaam duja ' (first we should worship stomach by eating, then look into any other activities). Angered by the incident, the woman has decided to gang up and go to the bank again on 31 June this year. Let's see if they are able to get any results. Till that time keep reading And follow us on Twitter ! 
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Delhi Man starts stock market classes to recover the loss he faced in stock market

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In an recent survey taken by the Delhi Memepur Police a man was found in an astonishing stage of his life. As reported by the students of the man, he started Stock market tution classes after facing continuous losses in the stock market. According to the students, the man deliberately started giving stock market tutions after being angry at the society because of whom he faced losses , the students also alleged that, he started giving tutions to students so that they too face losses and leave stock marketing. On the other hand the man's reply was, there's nothing like what the students are saying, he started giving tutions to recover the losses he faced in the market, and the losses faced by the students are because of their own negligence. He further said, his classes clearly mentions that the losses incurred by the students will be at their own risk, and he isn't responsible for the same in red box. Some of the students even started drinking alcohol and taking...
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IPL Final GTvsCSK script got leaked !

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Without wasting any lines we conclude that The IPL Final script between Gujarat Titans & Chennai Super Kings has been leaked by BCCI Which says CSK is going to loose today's match  People online are saying it was just screen testing but it won't be shocking if Gujarat Titans wins this trophy in Ahmedabad, which is in Gujarat, with Jay Shah (a Gujarati) being the head of BCCI. Let's see if CSK wins or loose this match !  #MSDhoni #Iplfinal #CSKvsGT 
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Center to launch Rs 75 coin to mark the opening of New Parliament House

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On 26 May, 2023, as reported by NDTV on twitter, the Central Government is about to launch a Rs 75 rupees coin to mark the opening of the New Parliament House. Some twitter said that it will be also taken back like 2000 rupee note later. Onto which a user replied Reply to the question For further information Do follow us on Twitter 
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